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I recently was shopping with a friend when I stumbled upon a rather...interesting...man. I had to sneak pictures using my cell phone because, I mean, who goes out in public like this??
These images are burned into my retinas. I am ruined forever. Please, people. There are children out there! No one wants to see that!!!