Scene: A police officer is in a certain blonde's classroom, discussing drug use with the students (age 11).
Police Officer: Does anyone know what inhalants are?
Student Notsomuch: Yeah. It's that long glass tube thing that you smoke out of.
Student Notnaieve: NO. That's a bong! [rolls her eyes]
Police Officer: Heh heh heh...where do you live?
Non-Mommy: [Alternates between dying of laughter and passing out]
Holy Toledo Batman, I'm 35 and I barely know what those things are! Wow, scary what the youth of this country is growing up in that they think is "normal"!
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