So, when I read about celebrity divorces and hear their statements, they make me laugh. LAUGH!
|This is a look that says "BFF."|
OK, let's define what a friend is. In my mind, a friend is someone that you want to hang out with. A friend is the person who you go out to dinner with and invite over to your kid's birthday party. A friend might give you a birthday gift and call you on the phone just to chat. So, Russell and Katy, are you doing these things? I highly doubt it! I don't buy for a second that you're still friends!
|"And I....will always love youuuuuuuuu!"|
Really? Do you think Vanessa invites him over to watch "The Bachelor" on TV? Does she call Zac when she needs to find a dress for a wedding? Color me skeptical!
|We've always done things in our marriage that command respect!|
So when they are fighting and throwing things at one another, do you suppose they have the deepest respect for one another? While this is a well-written statement, I'm still a little doubtful about the rosy situation in the Seal/Heidi home!
|We will always go on picnics, no matter what!|
So, Jon Gosselin, will you still be calling your BFF Ellen when your dog dies? Will you ask her to babysit your eight kids while you have a doctor's appointment? Will Jon Gosselin be the first person to come visit Ellen when she has a baby with her next boyfriend/husband? I don't think so! Lies, again!
But then, finally, we get some truth from Ashton Hairy Kutcher, of all people! Look what he has to say about the demise of Demi Moore:
|Ooh, do you think they made this cake with aerosol whipped cream? Wonder where the cans are?|
That's right. Ashton just publicly said that he, basically, cares but doesn't because their marriage is over and he's moving on. Send him a Christmas card, ok Demi?
|I am sooo happy. Soooooo happy. Not faking it at all.|
"After a horribly abusive relationship in which I was henpecked and controlled by a remote control, I have decided to leave Tom. I was tired of his scientology vitamins and how he made me go everywhere with him, even when he had to pee. We had a horrible fight and I called my lawyer. Unfortunately, Tom has some maniac control over me and my children and he will keep Suri while I move to the midwest and start a family with another man, pretending like I never had any kids prior to them."