My grandmother is notorious for getting words wrong, leaving out words, and horrific spelling. It adds to her charm.
So imagine my shock when the following conversation happened:
Her: Did you put sunblock on your face this morning?
Me: No, my makeup has sunblock in it. If I'm not going outside, I don't worry about it as much.
Her: Huh. I don't think any of my makeup has the HIV in it.
Me: I'm really glad your makeup doesn't have HIV in it. That seems like a really bad idea.