This is why I am still single

 Today a student asked me if I had ever been close to getting married, and if I wanted to be married.  I responded that I hadn't been close to being married, but that yes, I did want to be married someday.  I explained that I just hadn't met the right person yet.

The young lady told me that she never wanted to get married because her stepdad spent like 30 minutes in the bathroom and she just didn't want to deal with that!

Good reason, kid.  Good reason.