This non-mommy has been one busy lady. Between school starting and a trip to sunny Minnesota, I haven't been able to blog in some time. While in Minnesota, I figured out a few reasons why I am still single.
Reason number one, I don't speak with a cutie accent like this:
Reason number two, I am in the wrong part of the country! I am living in a land full of beautifully pigmented people when I really look something like this:
Reason number three, I haven't convinced myself like Mary Tyler Moore that I was gonna make it after all! Now that I saw the REAL Mary Tyler Moore statue and threw my hat in the air, I know that it's time to start living and that I need to turn the world on with my smile!
Reason number four, why did no one tell me about this?!
Reason number five, I haven't been shopping for men in the right place: