An actual answer from a student when asked to use vocabulary from a unit about Native Americans:
Katie Perry was tired from dancing at the kiva ceremonies and giving Lady Gaga "Kachina" dolls. So she had to go to her hogan to sleep. Jessica Simpson loves going to the kiva ceremonies with Ashton Kutcher. They go together because they live in the same pueblo.
My question is, does Demi know about Jessica Simpson?!?