I got roped into being a coach for a 5K thing. If you knew me in real life, you'd know how freaking hilarious that is. Yesterday, I had to change clothes for the Dumb Run before I left school. While my little tattlers were at recess, I changed and went to pick up the children from the playground. When I came out in non-professional clothing, one of my students came running to me. Breathlessly, he said "Oh, Ms. Non-Mommy, you look BEAUTIFUL."
I was wearing Adidas pants and a D.A.R.E. shirt. Yes, that D.A.R.E.