Thursday, July 1, 2010

10 Reasons I Love Being Single


1.   I don't have to share a bed or listen to anyone snore!


2.  I don't have to share a bathroom


3.  I don't have in-laws!!! (I hear an awful lot about this from married people.)


4.  I don't balance my checkbook and I don't have to, because I'm the only one taking money out.  (I dread having to really be financially responsible someday.)


5.  When the dishes pile up, oh well!!


6.  I can hog the phone all I want.


7.  I can easily go places without having to worry about someone else's schedule.


8.  I can eat cereal all the time!


9.  I can go on really, really good dates with guys who like to brag about their car and how fast they can drive (note the sarcasm).


10.  I can't think of another reason.



Oh who am I kidding, these are all shallow reasons. I am getting tired of it!

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