Kamikaze Cat

Dear Cat on Crack,

I don't know what your other cat friends have told you, but in general, all living animals should NOT THROW THEMSELVES at the hurtling, missile-like car coming down the road.  I mean, most animals know that you avoid the moving car, not jump right at it!

Do you know how much therapy I am going to need after hitting you?  I tried to comfort myself by telling my carpool friend that I saw you run away, so you must not have broken all of your legs.  She replied, "Ever heard of shock?"  She also tried to tell me to pretend I hit an opossum, but I've never seen an opossum with a white head and a fluffy tail.

I've been genuinely upset all day, thanks to you!  Cat, life is worth living.  Next time, don't run directly into a car.  That is, if you're alive.

Sniff sniff,
Non-Mommy